Brody. BGSU Sophomore. Telecommunication/Journalism student. um idk what else goes here oops

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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Source: luxvriously

fivegum:

LITERALLY BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

fivegum

urlannoying:

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Source: urlannoying

fightblr:

Red is one of my favourite characters ever invented.

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Source: deathstarblog

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

crassper

Source: angryblackman

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theheartrateofapunk:

theheartrateofapunk:

"I know it’s unreasonable, but when I’m at my favorite band’s show, and they look out at the crowd I don’t want them to see me (us) as fangirls, because when I’m sitting in my room at 2:00 in the morning, headphones  on and the music is so loud that all I can hear is the lyrics, the last thing on my mind is what these people look like. No, what’s on my mind is that maybe, if I keep this song on repeat, that if I recite the lyrics a million times I can hold off the anxiety attacks and erase the suicide letters for one more day. I know what they look like, but that’s  not what I fucking like the band for. At the end of the day, the chord progressions are my lifeline and I’m done being seen as less of a fan, and my devotion to the band being written off as obsession, because of my gender. I’m a fan, not a fangirl.

Thanks you guys.

crassper

Source: theheartrateofapunk

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

crassper

Source: thighrabanks