Brody. BGSU Sophomore. Telecommunication/Journalism student. um idk what else goes here oops

seductivecera:

people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness

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hardcorebrownie

Source: seductivecera

screamandshout:

levelonehulkling:

screamandshout:

hello friends britney is here

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goodbye friends britney is gone

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Stay gone

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solluxthetrollux

Source: screamandshout

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

lordfrisbee

Source: fruitpacks

vinebox:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

goodnight!

jesuschristvevo

Source: american-fuckin-horror-story

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frowl:

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

ruinedchildhood

Source: frowl

yiffjpg:

bae: will you go out with me

me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment

crirninals

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eltigrechico:

minarchist:

I want to get married and have lots of kids but I think that’s impossible with the girls in this generation.

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crirninals

Source: minarchist

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

petcanadian

Source: hotdadcalendar

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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queenbeereginageorge

Source: nuclearnyx

senoritapizza:

SCHOOL IS STRESSING ME OUT MY WEIGHT IS STRESSING ME OUT ANXIETY IS STRESSING ME OUT MY FUCKING STRESS IS STRESSING ME OUT

flowing-tears-pouring-rain

Source: senoritapizza

  • partner:

    jacksonfivegum: 

    you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me:

    jacksonfivegum: 

    okay
  • me:

    jacksonfivegum: 

    write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner:

    jacksonfivegum: 

    oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me:

    jacksonfivegum: 

    no
  • partner:

    jacksonfivegum: 

    but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me:

    jacksonfivegum: 

    no
  • partner:

    jacksonfivegum: 

    so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me:

    jacksonfivegum: 

    an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

whatsacanada

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